driving past your old elementary school like
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
tacobell asked: Hi, bae.
OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!
Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.
no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975
Have fun with you dieing computer djs and auto tuned morons. Musicians from 75 kill modern day “musicians.”
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up